Hey, I'm Simon! I'm 19, gay, and live in Ontario, the most mysterious of all Canadian provinces.
I love art, sarcasm, and barrels of wine.
Going to uni for human kinetics, but really should be going for applied procrastination science. Okay, that was a bad joke. But really; its probably a clerical error that got me in in the first place...
Can you say "in in"?
Im just going with it.
... Enjoy my blog.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Its actually called “Simons Therapy Routine”
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Were retards. Why does the government let my friend-group into these death machines (cars)
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Why do we not discuss clouds more?
I mean look at that. That’s water.
Flying water.
FLYING
FUCKING
WATER
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS
WHAT IS THIS
HOW IS THIS EVEN
AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN
GOD DAMN, WHAT
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