Hey, I'm Simon! I'm 19, gay, and live in Ontario, the most mysterious of all Canadian provinces.
I love art, sarcasm, and barrels of wine.
Going to uni for human kinetics, but really should be going for applied procrastination science. Okay, that was a bad joke. But really; its probably a clerical error that got me in in the first place...
Can you say "in in"?
Im just going with it.
... Enjoy my blog.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
… Studying neuro is like wading though a pool of your own tears. Molasses tears. Made of acid. That yell insults at you as you pass.
Tea is the only thing keeping me going.
Were retards. Why does the government let my friend-group into these death machines (cars)
Just feeling fancy. Haha
me: why are those guys staring at me
me: is there something on my face
me: is there something on my shirt
me: they're probably laughing at how ugly i am
me: they probably find it amusing how fat i am
friend: maybe they think you're cute
me: are you retarded or something
I feel like the only way to become popular on tumblr is to get abs.
… Doritos would be nice right now.
Me and my snake Iago :)
Benefits of dating me
- You look more attractive by comparison when I stand next to you.
(Source: ayeemai)
Mee :) If the scant few that follow me were wondering <3
