Hey, I'm Simon! I'm 19, gay, and live in Ontario, the most mysterious of all Canadian provinces.
I love art, sarcasm, and barrels of wine.
Going to uni for human kinetics, but really should be going for applied procrastination science. Okay, that was a bad joke. But really; its probably a clerical error that got me in in the first place...
Can you say "in in"?
Im just going with it.
... Enjoy my blog.
me: why are those guys staring at me
me: is there something on my face
me: is there something on my shirt
me: they're probably laughing at how ugly i am
me: they probably find it amusing how fat i am
friend: maybe they think you're cute
me: are you retarded or something
Benefits of dating me
- You look more attractive by comparison when I stand next to you.