fallingtowers:

fallingtowers:

fallingtowers:

come on now

me, a french smuggler: sacre bleu! it is le jerquer

fluffy-robots:

butch-himbo-king:

mariautistic:

mariautistic:

I don’t think people actually get scared about horror movies I think they’re lying about that for clit

Clout

teathattast:

teathattast:

teathattast:

Fixed for everyone in the notes sorry feeling like Jared rn

storms-and-illness:

awbrainno:

heartseeker:

guerrillatech:

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

tropylium:

dasswerke:

How to Set Fence Posts That Won’t Rot.

have a bunny kiss them for luck. got it

thevivarium:

Your ramen is ready. 🍜

*SLUUUUURP*

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

My favorite mermaid art is the one of a family photo with a mermaid mother and old sailor father and their sons are both reverse merfolk (human legs with fish heads).

This is the one!

It’s by Jessica Warrick.

mutilatedvader:

sad i can’t get women pregnant. i would’ve been a great deadbeat father.

commandtower-solring-go:

livefromtheloam:

calidotgov:

congratulations piracy

Ad agency: Please don’t steal the King’s potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

Ad agency: you wouldn’t steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

hexthelex:

It’s simple, really:

1. I see a guy with a septum piercing
2. I think “minotaur behaviour”
3. I thirst follow

foxes-in-love:

ALT

modogoblin: