STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS 2.02
I don’t think people actually get scared about horror movies I think they’re lying about that for clit
Clout
Fixed for everyone in the notes sorry feeling like Jared rn
Your ramen is ready. 🍜
*SLUUUUURP*
My favorite mermaid art is the one of a family photo with a mermaid mother and old sailor father and their sons are both reverse merfolk (human legs with fish heads).
This is the one!
It’s by Jessica Warrick.
sad i can’t get women pregnant. i would’ve been a great deadbeat father.
congratulations piracy
Ad agency: Please don’t steal the King’s potatoes, no matter how easy it is.
Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?
Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!
Ad agency: you wouldn’t steal a movie?
10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????
It’s simple, really:
- I see a guy with a septum piercing
- I think “minotaur behaviour”
- I thirst follow
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